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Freelancer Chad Thomas Johnston with Vivian the cat on his shoulders.

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about freelance writer chad thomas johnston

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​Chad Thomas Johnston is a Lawrence, Kansas-based freelance writer and copywriter with eight years of digital marketing agency experience. While working for agencies in Kansas and Ohio, he has served as a blog writer, website copywriter, social media content writer, and email copywriter for a wide range of clients, including banks, credit unions, dentists, legal offices, manufacturers, medical practices, schools, senior living organizations, and other businesses.

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Since he began freelancing in 2012, Chad has also written for national publications. He created SEO-informed content for 
Parade about pop culture, tech, pets, and more. As a freelance content writer for U.S. News & World Report's "360 Reviews" vertical, he also wrote about financing solar panels and profiled multiple national and state-based solar companies.  

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One of his personal essays, "To Be Born Again," was illustrated in graphic-novel style for Atlanta-based In Touch Ministries by artist Jeff Gregory. Johnston also had the privilege of interviewing singer-songwriter Sam Phillips, who scored TV's Gilmore Girls, as a contributor to Image Journal's "Good Letters" blog on Patheos.com. 

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In 2013, eLectio Publishing released his memoir, Nightmarriage. This essay-driven, observational ode to the blunders and wonders of wedlock and parenthood is chockablock with absurd alliteration, appalling puns, and madcap metaphors—the sort of whimsical wordplay that brings Chad joy. Read three excerpts from Nightmarriage and listen to two audiobook demos from the book here. 

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Johnston holds master's and bachelor's degrees in communication studies from Missouri State University and resides with his wife, daughter, and three feisty felines (see below). When he is fatigued from slaying word dragons, Chad enjoys spending time with his family, dabbling in audio production, listening to records, and watching movies. 🐲🐲🐲​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

feline writing assistants​

​For the most part, the freeloading furballs below do not write, edit, or proofread Chad's content or copy. The one exception? They bat at dangling participles onscreen when Chad fails to recognize them. You know how cats are with dangly things! (Did Chad mention his unabashed love of dreadful dad jokes?)

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Vivian the Tortoiseshell Cat
Lola the Grey Mackerel Tabby Cat
Bowie the Cat

From top to bottom, meet Vivian, Bowie, and Lola. 

paws-ing to ponder past

feline writing assistants

Oliver the cat uses a vintage typewriter.

When my wife and I married in 2009, my two cats (Charlotte and Sophie) and I moved into her house to become a family with her three furballs (Othello, Amelie, and Oliver). The resulting feline Brady Bunch became my constant writing companions. They have all since gone to the Great Big Litter Box in the Sky, but they live on in our hearts.

Othello the Giant Gray Cat (RIP 2016)

Othello

Sophie the Calico Cat (RIP 2018)

sophie

Amelie the Half-Hearted Kitty (RIP 2020)

Amelie

Charlotte the Calico Torty Cat (RIP 2021)

Charlotte

Oliver "Ollie Boy" the Orange Tabby Cat (RIP 2023)

Oliver

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